Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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