I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He fell and asked for a beer and a band-aid.
HE GOT FOURTEEN STICHES
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
we're at the bar celebrating my ex bootycall getting his new gf pregnant... and me narrowly escaping a future as kitty foreman
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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