last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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