Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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