North Korea, Best Korea!
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
you know your drunk when 7 soccer players cant catch up to a tranny in high heels who just stole your wallet
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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