hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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