Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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