I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just cleaned your Jaeger vomit off my car with a knife. Don't ever say I don't love you.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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