We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
you threw up into the pocket of your shirt. which was pretty damn polite
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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