It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
You're like the fucking Mozart of sexting.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
