is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
did you just send me my own nude
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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