Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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