yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
operation harelip BJ is a go
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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