i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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