omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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