You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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