is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Well I kept shouting "you're groovy" at him and then I had a 15-minute argument with the bouncer about how many 9s there are in 100... it was definitely time to go home.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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