Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Her parents came home early, i had to hug her mom with a condom on...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
Are those your contacts stuck to the mirror?!
Yeah. Drunk me tried to put my contacts on the mirror where my eyes were.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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