I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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