you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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