so explain again why im purple
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So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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