can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
thus making me awesome and them whores
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dude I am a waste of space, I just febreezed myself so I could go out and get lunch
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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