i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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