Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Also- bikini mowing was a horrible idea. One truck just drove by 3 times, turning around at the end of the block each time. My tan may be better for it but my conscience has been raped.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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