I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Is it weird that out of everything, Im most worried about chipping a tooth on his prince albert?
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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