Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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