Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize