You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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