hell yes lets make some ravioli
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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