oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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