Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
you win again, gameday.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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