3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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