I think my vagina is haunted
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
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