i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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