hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Watching her eat just hurts me
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
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