I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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