it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
