can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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