The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
it hurts more in the daytime
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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