The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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