i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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