His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
Randomize