a guy named alex was hitting on my friend tonight. he doesnt work on wind turbines tho.
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
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