She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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