The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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