but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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