Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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