Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
we should paint friendship bongs
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