16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
