At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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