idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
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