uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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