i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
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