And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I cut my penus on the lid.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I need to calm my uterus...
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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